wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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