Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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