apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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