I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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