this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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