he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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