I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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