i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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