Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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