i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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