After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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