I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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