More tranny stories later!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My vagina just clenched in fear
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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