my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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