Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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