so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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