hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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