bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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