Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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