woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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