my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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