these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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