im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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