So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can't special order awesome
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My balls are so social today.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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