Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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