someone threw a dead crab at me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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