Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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