Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
