id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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