just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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