Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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