Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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