Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
And then he peed in my hair
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