He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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