yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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