Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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