i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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