ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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