I'm going to jail i love you
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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