Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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