If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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