I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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