he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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