In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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