susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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