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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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