this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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