Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i think im in europe. pls send help
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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