NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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