Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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