i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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