I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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