Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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